How old is too old and do I really care...

OK...so let's just get this out there.... I don't think I've mentioned that Craig 2.0 is 56 years old...that is 17 years older than me!!! OH, and he's RETIRED!!! WHAT AM I THINKING?  He doesn't like motorcycles...he likes golf.  I DON"T GOLF!  His hair is about to send me over the edge, he's losing it and is not letting go without a fight.  I'm just not sure I can get over that! 

On the other hand, he has a killer smile, is a perfect gentleman, makes me laugh, thinks I'm pretty and refuses to let me pay for anything... OH...WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO!  I'm thinking he's not Mr Forever but for right now he's good...so I'll just keep it "Light and Fluffy" for now as a friend said and take it 1 day at at time...

The Battle of the Craigs

So...Craig 1.0 as we are now referring to him, is really trying hard...it's funny in a sort of pathetic way.  Poor guy, I'm really going to have to have a "come to Jesus" with him. 

Craig 2.0 is winning right now... I haven't seen him in almost 2 weeks and that is nice.  No rush, no worries, no big deal.  He calls, he lets me know he's thinking about me... It's good

2.0 has the time to devote to me...and quite frankly...that's what it's all about this time around... ME! 

Although I do have A LOT of scepticism about him...why is he interested in me, what does he want from me, if somethings too good to be true than it's usually too good to be true... ya know....

Time will tell...

THE CRAIGS

Well well well.... Mr Benefit seems to be trying to change the game. I think its funny, he set the rules, the boundries & now he is acting like he wants to "date". Typical single guy... Doesn't want me until he realizes I don't want him!!! I had lunch with him the other day & as I was sitting across the table from him I realized that there is nothing about him that interests me. Yeah me for realizing that!!!!
So.... I've been on a few dates with a gentleman named Craig... We'll refer to him as Craig 2.0.... Opens doors, makes me laugh, great conversation.... The whole package!
He's opposite of Craig 1.0!!!
So... Even though I'm somewhat skeptical I look forward to seeing what tomorrow brings!

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"Shopping"

Well...tonight I am attending an Open House with my boss.  I was confused as to why she would ask me to attend with her, although it's not unusual for me to attend these things...just this one.  Then it dawned on me... The open house is at a LAW FIRM.  She is trying to find me a man!  She told someone that "We're going shopping for a man for me"... OH GOOD GRIEF!!!

I'll keep you posted!!!

There has to be an APP for that!

Ok...so have you seen the movie "He's Just Not That In To You"?  Um ya....that's my life...

So The Perfect Gentleman has dropped off the face of the earth, which is a bit of a bummer.  I liked him...or maybe I just liked the idea of him, I'm not real sure which. 

18 month one night stand guy called to say "Hey, about the other night... I just want to say that, well... I'm kinda getting back with my old girlfriend"  GOOD!  I mean, oh, that's to bad for me then...

Then there's Craig... we seem to have formed a friendship, kinda... Let's give him a title...let's call him Mr. Benefit!

So what do I want?  I want an APP, a Widget, a Shortcut on my phone that will tell me what's the deal with the men I come in contact with.  I want to scan their eyeballs and look into their brains... I want to know what they are thinking from the very beginning... I mean really, is that too much to ask? 

In return I will wear a shirt or get a tattoo or something that says:

• I have a good job
• I own my own house
• I don't need a father for my children
• I am capable of unclogging drains, fixing garage doors, changing the oil in the car and killing spiders

So please approach with caution...

I Need a New Sandbox

Dinner with the girls...innocent enough.  Chips, Salsa, Beer....the usual....arriving home at 4:30am.  I'M TO OLD FOR THIS!!!

1st of all... when Molly gets out (which isn't often) she tends to go off the deep end.  We ended up on the dance floor of a local club, nothing major, just dancing.  Molly pulled a chair out to the middle of the dance floor and danced on it... while I was trying to keep track of her all the other girls left.  NICE...but that's okay because BOTH of my ex's showed up...the 18month 1 night stand and Mr. Forever. 

Now, this is the 1st time I've seen Mr. Forever since I packed up all of my shoes and the coffee pot and left, that was 7 months ago.  So, you could say I wasn't exactly prepared when he approached me.  He tried to apologize for what he did, I threw my beer on him.  Most of the beer landed on me... 18month guy saw that and cracked up laughing...so the rest of the beer went on him! JERK!

I have to tell you, the things running through my head when Mr Forever was standing in front of me were "Do I look skinny in this outfit? I hope my hair looks good. Do I have lipstick on? I shouldn't have worn these boots. Good Grief he got fat!"

So after a little drama, a little dancing and a little beer I finally convinced Molly it was time to call it a night.  2 hours later 18month guy carried her to my car and buckled her in.  He followed us to make sure she got home ok...and then I followed him to his house...

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BAR?  Because 18month guy doesn't come close to where the bar is set...but my oh my... I did quickly remember why I enjoyed him...

HEY, don't judge me... I'm pushing 40...and sometimes it's just fun to not think about what you're doing and just do it! 

So, lesson learned... Find a new sandbox to play in...This one has too many Ex's in it!

Fat & Happy vs. Sad & Skinny

So i've decided to start working out... Why on earth would I chose to do such a stupid thing??? Well... Because after the big break up this summer I lost 20lbs... Now that life back to normal I'm worried I'll gain it back.... Plus its not like I have anything else to do right now.

With swim suite season quickly approaching & more importantly... HARLEY season... I really want to get into shape...

Ok... And the fact that I'm pushing 40... Ugh!!

So after one workout I'm having a hard time moving... I'm seriously thinking about not going back to the gym... Fat & Happy is looking better & better!!!

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