"Shopping"

Well...tonight I am attending an Open House with my boss.  I was confused as to why she would ask me to attend with her, although it's not unusual for me to attend these things...just this one.  Then it dawned on me... The open house is at a LAW FIRM.  She is trying to find me a man!  She told someone that "We're going shopping for a man for me"... OH GOOD GRIEF!!!

I'll keep you posted!!!

There has to be an APP for that!

Ok...so have you seen the movie "He's Just Not That In To You"?  Um ya....that's my life...

So The Perfect Gentleman has dropped off the face of the earth, which is a bit of a bummer.  I liked him...or maybe I just liked the idea of him, I'm not real sure which. 

18 month one night stand guy called to say "Hey, about the other night... I just want to say that, well... I'm kinda getting back with my old girlfriend"  GOOD!  I mean, oh, that's to bad for me then...

Then there's Craig... we seem to have formed a friendship, kinda... Let's give him a title...let's call him Mr. Benefit!

So what do I want?  I want an APP, a Widget, a Shortcut on my phone that will tell me what's the deal with the men I come in contact with.  I want to scan their eyeballs and look into their brains... I want to know what they are thinking from the very beginning... I mean really, is that too much to ask? 

In return I will wear a shirt or get a tattoo or something that says:

• I have a good job
• I own my own house
• I don't need a father for my children
• I am capable of unclogging drains, fixing garage doors, changing the oil in the car and killing spiders

So please approach with caution...