So The Perfect Gentleman has dropped off the face of the earth, which is a bit of a bummer. I liked him...or maybe I just liked the idea of him, I'm not real sure which.
18 month one night stand guy called to say "Hey, about the other night... I just want to say that, well... I'm kinda getting back with my old girlfriend" GOOD! I mean, oh, that's to bad for me then...
Then there's Craig... we seem to have formed a friendship, kinda... Let's give him a title...let's call him Mr. Benefit!
So what do I want? I want an APP, a Widget, a Shortcut on my phone that will tell me what's the deal with the men I come in contact with. I want to scan their eyeballs and look into their brains... I want to know what they are thinking from the very beginning... I mean really, is that too much to ask?
In return I will wear a shirt or get a tattoo or something that says:
- I have a good job
- I own my own house
- I don't need a father for my children
- I am capable of unclogging drains, fixing garage doors, changing the oil in the car and killing spiders
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