Welcome to my daily journal---a place to share my stories, organize my thoughts, and invite others to to catch a glimpse at the general chaos I call life. Some things you'll be able to relate to, and others will make you shake your head in disbelief. At the very least, I hope you're entertained. Feel free to comment, give advice, or just laugh openly and enjoy the show.


Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Thoughts on Dating

As I sat across from the guy I will refer to as NERVOUS NELLY having coffe I came to a realization.  I HATE DATING.  I mean really... if this is what I'm gonna get, some guy who is so nervous he forgot to comb his hair and can't stop shaking long enough to get his coffee to his mouth, then I don't want any part of it.  I am almost 40 years old for crying out loud, dating at any age is awkard, but at this age it just SUCKS. 
With that in mind tonight I'm heading out for dinner with my group of GAY MEN.  Let me tell you ladies...this is where it's at.  They tell you you're beautiful, kiss you, buy your drinks... it's dating at it's best... they have already accepted me for who I am.  If I'm having a bad hair day they will quickly rush me into the nearest bathroom and fix it... while they are adjusting my panty line... I LOVE IT!!!

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