So I got a phone call today...from an acquaintance who would like to set me up with a friend of hers. The entire conversation was odd because this person is not someone I talk to on a regular basis and the fact that she thought of me & her friend together was interesting to me. So I agreed that she could give him my email.
1st sign this is not going to work...he emailed me within an hour of me giving the "OK"
2nd sign this is not going to work... his email told me everything about him but his blood type
3rd sign this is not going to work...he text me to tell me he was going to call me (um...I didn't know he had my cell phone number)
4th sign this is not going to work... he called and told me all about how he was lucky the gun shot wound to his head didn't make him a "retard"
I couldn't make this up if I tried!!!
He has invited me to dinner on Monday... I think I have to go... I'm sure it will be hysterically horrible and I'm anxious to see why on earth my acquaintance thought to set us up...
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